[As interesting as it would be to watch you go all rage monster and start throwing weapons at people who dare to get too close to you Ezio, he can handle it. He's a big strong assassin, he's got this.
(His last words are either going to be 'opps', 'shit' or 'I don't got it'.)
He issues a soft word of thanks as the plate is offered, and he does hesitate for a moment if only because he's not really sure quite how to attack it.
But then he does and dear god. It's both an abomination masquerading as Italian food and the best thing he's ever eaten. And it totally shows by the look on his face and the fact that, for once, his mouth is too busy doing something else to flirt.]
[The offer is always on the table. Noct is actually very adept at using daggers.
Usually, Noct would be all about devouring the food that's in front of him, especially since it's pizza but- this time it's different. Because Ezio never had this before and he's not going to miss it for anything in the world.
And the look on his face- yes. It's priceless. But Noct has tact and doesn't make a sound or a comment. He just slowly chews on his food and waits for the first impression. Expressed in words.]
[Clearly he should teach you how to do air assassinations and absolutely no one in the world will ever be safe from your wrath.
It's. Cheesy. And meaty. And there are too many flavors happening all at once and it probably would have been better to start off with something simpler.
[This is what happens when you let Noctis choose food. Most people he hangs out like this are used to it, but Ezio... he's never even had pizza before.
Noct just nods as if he understands, biting back hard bubbly laughter that threatens to burst out of him.]
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(His last words are either going to be 'opps', 'shit' or 'I don't got it'.)
He issues a soft word of thanks as the plate is offered, and he does hesitate for a moment if only because he's not really sure quite how to attack it.
But then he does and dear god. It's both an abomination masquerading as Italian food and the best thing he's ever eaten. And it totally shows by the look on his face and the fact that, for once, his mouth is too busy doing something else to flirt.]
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Usually, Noct would be all about devouring the food that's in front of him, especially since it's pizza but- this time it's different. Because Ezio never had this before and he's not going to miss it for anything in the world.
And the look on his face- yes. It's priceless. But Noct has tact and doesn't make a sound or a comment. He just slowly chews on his food and waits for the first impression. Expressed in words.]
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It's. Cheesy. And meaty. And there are too many flavors happening all at once and it probably would have been better to start off with something simpler.
But:] I can see what all the fuss is about.
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Noct just nods as if he understands, biting back hard bubbly laughter that threatens to burst out of him.]
That spice is good.
[Don't giggle, don't laugh.]
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I could not taste it over the cheese.
[Or he could and he's just used to it. Hard to tell, really.]
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Ah, the real star of the show.
[Noct's grinning now, licking off some of the tomato sauce from his fingers.]
...I probably should have ordered a bit-- less. On one half.