are you SURE you want to come to "Naughty Persian"? They might make you stay here forever
See? You want to go out And he wants to go out with you Which means you will both have fun The guy was excited about chocobos Soooo that can be your ice breaker
[It's fine. Everyone crushes on Leonardo. He cute.]
What Like you don't want him to corner you somewhere dark and make out with you 👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄
haha since when did you get all smart about dates i mean not that i'm upset or anything i'll try to do my best to not freak out but i'm still freaking out
we can also talk about art and stuff not sure how much i should say since you know maybe i should just pretend i don't know a lot go from there and whatever
idk i'm not good at winging it
D U D E no don't say that i want to think about other stuff when we go out not just about what it'd be like to kiss him
It is that easy you think it's hard because you like the guy and want everything to turn out good which it WILL you're a great guy to hang out and spend time with
huh? You talking about Ezio?
... Remember the week where there was that formal event? Yeah I kind of skipped the date And jumped him at the balcony
[ the best type of friends? well, now he's wondering if them hanging out to play this d/s mario kart is going be a date. cool. thanks for causing him to overthink EVERYTHING. ]
yeah yeah keep rubbing it in
what kinda stuff are you thinking of? cause i think we should lay it down before we play that way it's fair
[ he doesn't wanna be too risky because he knows noct is probably going to kick his ass. unless he wins by pure luck. ]
what if uh ok i'm just gonna throw this out there what if the loser has to plan like a real date and also i guess takes off all their clothes for the winner lol i'm easy you tell me what you wanna bet
Is this Prompto asking in a roundabout way for a date? Noct shouldn't chuckle, but this is too cute.]
So what you want to say is The loser of 3 out of 5 races Takes the Winner out on a date? And Clothes being taken off after the date? Sounds good to me 🍬🍑
[Noct's emoji way of saying "sweetcheeks". You're welcome for the nickname]
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I do have an hour until I have to leave so I can talk while I get ready
You're not going to mess it up
Just don't focus on the fact that it's a date
Replace word DATE with HANG OUT
and take DEEEEEEEEEP breath
And hey, dude is good looking
I don't blame you thinking M rated things
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i guess if it gets crazy i can just come see you
right???
what if we go to a really cool place tho?
i'm not ready for this
but i really wanna go out
that's why i said yes
[ and also because he's probably crushing just a little bit on leonardo. no big deal though. it's Fine. ]
lalalala
i can't hear you
no wait
🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
you're seriously not helping here
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They might make you stay here
forever
See? You want to go out
And he wants to go out with you
Which means you will both have fun
The guy was excited about chocobos
Soooo that can be your ice breaker
[It's fine. Everyone crushes on Leonardo. He cute.]
What
Like you don't want him to corner you somewhere dark and make out with you
👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄
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haha since when did you get all smart about dates
i mean not that i'm upset or anything
i'll try to do my best to not freak out
but i'm still freaking out
we can also talk about art and stuff
not sure how much i should say since you know
maybe i should just pretend i don't know a lot
go from there and whatever
idk
i'm not good at winging it
D U D E
no
don't say that
i want to think about other stuff when we go out
not just about what it'd be like to kiss him
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Happy freaking out is okay
Happy freaking out = excitement
show him your pictures
I'm sure he'll be interested in that
Just relax and go with the flow
Oh you will!
This is just a reminder on how to finish the date~
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this is not that easy
you're just chill about it bc you're not the one doing it
[ prompto reads over that last part, trying to suss out something. ]
is that what you'd do after a date mr romance???
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you think it's hard because you like the guy and want everything to turn out good
which it WILL
you're a great guy to hang out and spend time with
huh? You talking about Ezio?
...
Remember the week where there was that formal event?
Yeah
I kind of skipped the date
And jumped him at the balcony
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WHAT
dude you
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why didn't you say anything?
i thought he was like
so idk if you should know this or not but um
i did kinda tell him you were royalty
but it just came out
also
is he really that good or nah????
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Or in this case bang and tell
That's gossip
I shouldn't gossip ;)
You thought he was like...? like what?
It's fine.
I also mentioned it to him at the Carnival
It's not like it matters anyway
All I can say is
The man knows what he's doing
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i don't wanna know the real details or anything
but you could have said something!!!
just like
hey prompto i hooked up with ezio freaking auditore
👍👍👍👍👍👍
gross tho
keep that to yourself
[ he's obviously teasing because it's easier than freaking out. ]
I'm sorry I'm dying over here
And yet you keep asking about it
You seriously need to decide what you want Prom
Alright
Hey Prompto
I hooked up with Ezio freakin' Auditore
And his 👅 and 🍆 are 🔥👑🔥👌🔥
[You can tease him all you want Prom, he's not embarrassed about what happened on that balcony one bit.]
that makes two of us LMAO
you know you're the worst right
can't believe you one bit
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
guess i'll just have to go ask him what he thinks about you
then it'll totally be like
noct and ezio sitting in a tree
f
u
c
ok ok i really wouldn't do that
but it's funny right?
[ prompto is just dying because he can tell noct isn't sorry. ]
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Also, you should've expected an answer like THAT
wait
why would you ask him things about me?
there's no need for that
like rly
[He kinda has a crush and he knows his threading on thin ice when it comes to Ezio of all people
And yes, he's not sorry.]
In all seriousness now
I really do think you'll have an awesome time with Leonardo
Just spend some time with him and see where it goes
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lol
i've already spent time with him
just not like in a date sort of way
i was just
ah never mind
do you wanna hang out later???
[ as in play some games and probably make out a little or something. like friends do. ]
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Well, I don't see any problems on a TRUE DATE
I want all the details
And of course
Apparently there's a racing video game
like Mario Kart
but not Mario Kart
and it has some weird d/s stuff
...but it's a racing game? Wanna play?
We can throw in some bets~~~~
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i don't kiss and tell either
if we uh you know
if we even do any of that stuff
maybe it's just gonna be like friends
idk
[ it probably isn't going to be like friends because friends don't just go out on dates. leave him alone, he's nervous!!! ]
sooooo
we're talking d/s kart
that's weird but i'm in
what kinda bets are we talking about here
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I was just teasing you ;)
[To get you to relax because Gods know you need it]
Uh huh. Friends. That go on dates.
Best type of friends
Apparently, yes
idk how though
it's treason what they did to the game
but it's still playable?
Bets are anything we can think of, as always~
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yeah yeah
keep rubbing it in
what kinda stuff are you thinking of?
cause i think we should lay it down before we play
that way it's fair
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❤
Well
How risky do you want it to be?
We can do simple- loser pays for snacks/dinner
Or we can be daring and do a strip dare
Or anything in between~
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what if uh
ok i'm just gonna throw this out there
what if the loser has to plan like a real date
and also i guess takes off all their clothes for the winner lol
i'm easy
you tell me what you wanna bet
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Is this Prompto asking in a roundabout way for a date? Noct shouldn't chuckle, but this is too cute.]
So what you want to say is
The loser of 3 out of 5 races
Takes the Winner out on a date?
And Clothes being taken off after the date?
Sounds good to me
🍬🍑
[Noct's emoji way of saying "sweetcheeks". You're welcome for the nickname]
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hey don't call me that
but yeah
i guess that's what i'm sayin
so it's a deal???
[ at least he's not sweating about this "date" since he's already pretty comfortable with noct. ]
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Honey then? Sweetbuns? Sugarplum?
Cookie? (huh this reminds me of time when I hear dad call Clarus "cookie"...maybe I was hallucinating)
It's a deal
No cheating allowed though
The cheater does the striptease
On the balcony
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don't call me anything related to food
[ wait... ]
what balcony?!
you know i don't wanna be up high and naked
cause let's be real
i'm probably gonna be the one doing it
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Ignis' balcony but that's not the point
Are you saying you're going to try and cheat?!
Seriously?
...do you like the punishment that much?
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