[There were two different things Ignis wanted to do at that moment. One, lecture Noctis for his recklessness towards his health and well being. Two, fuss and nurse the Prince back to health, giving anything in the world to be there and hold his hair back as the alcohol left him.]
As mentioned before, drink plenty of water. I shall be over shortly to prepare the perfect hangover remedy. And if you feel tired, try not to fall asleep on your back.
[Next time come drinking with him and you actually might witness him throwing up. Although it's not something he wants to repeat (the throwing up, not the drinking).]
Hangover remedy? Sounds like something that includes veggies and herbs. Ew.
But I'll take it.
No worries. I think I'll shower for a while. The door's unlocked for you
[Perhaps not to drink because responsibilities and being a designated driver, but at the very least, Ignis could keep all four eyes on Noctis and not have to worry he could be goodness knows where doing goodness knows what. []
Hm. Then it must be serious if his Highness would even entertain the devil's dish.
And I'd much prefer if you kept it locked for the time being for your safety. I'll allow myself in.
packed them all in a paper bag. so ofc it ripped and there was an avalanche down the stairs. it was raining potatoes. so the doorman helped him out but like
kept giving him the eye
I think they ended up making out in the garage, they disappeared rly fast
[Yea. He was watching the entire ordeal because he thought it was amusing.]
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As mentioned before, drink plenty of water. I shall be over shortly to prepare the perfect hangover remedy. And if you feel tired, try not to fall asleep on your back.
Look after yourself until I get there, alright?
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Hangover remedy? Sounds like something that includes veggies and herbs. Ew.
But I'll take it.
No worries. I think I'll shower for a while. The door's unlocked for you
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Hm. Then it must be serious if his Highness would even entertain the devil's dish.
And I'd much prefer if you kept it locked for the time being for your safety. I'll allow myself in.
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Veggies (ew) > Headache. It's obvious which one I hate more.
Okay then.
by the way
I think that the doorman is sleeping with a guy from the third floor. You know, the one that has a tattoo on his face and works for public transport?
[Gossip]
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[Beat] Why?
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for some WEIRD reason
packed them all in a paper bag. so ofc it ripped and there was an avalanche down the stairs. it was raining potatoes. so the doorman helped him out but like
kept giving him the eye
I think they ended up making out in the garage, they disappeared rly fast
[Yea. He was watching the entire ordeal because he thought it was amusing.]
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Really, Noct. What have I told you about gossip?
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I don't have control over what happens around me!
Also, is this really considered a gossip? I'm just telling you how my day went. And it rained potatoes ☆⌒(ゝ。∂)
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You know, by that logic, the residents of Insomnia must have a field day with us. Still consider it truth by gossip or fake news?
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Ignis is his prince not the doorman but that's different discussions]It's not fake though! There's one potato left in the corner of the stairs. You'll see it when you come.
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And Ignis is honoured to be your Prince, always, but fears being considered unprofessional. He still loves you, though.]Noct, when I speak of truths and alternate facts, I'm not talking about the potatoes.
Speaking of stray potatoes, why didn't you pick it up?
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Let Noctis be unprofessional.]If it's not about potatoes then I lost you.
Well, it's not MY potato. I'm Prince, I can't just steal from people.
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And if your Majesty learns of this, it becomes a scandal and I get fired?]The moral is not to gossip about others. Another lesson is to be wary of misinterpreting situations and coming to false conclusions about them.
Are you still listening?
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Don't worry about that. Regis is the last person to reprimand them, considering he's... seeing his Shield.]I just thought it was fnyy >.o and suspicious >w> Now I'm curious
I AM
I will TRY not to gossip.
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But what about marriage and heirs and *Ignis' head is hurting, but nowhere near as much as his heart.*]There's a good boy.
Consider it this way. What would you do if you were subject to similar gossip, hm?
Changes your perspective somewhat, doesn't it?
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Noct cares more about Ignis' hurting heart than having heirs]Well it's sad cuz there's actually nothing to gossip about me
I don't even get drunk on Fridays
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HIGHNESS <3
]Adoption?
If there's a will, there's a way, Noct. People always find something to talk about.
Especially the Lucian Prince.
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A very valid solution]The "worst" thing they gossiped about me is buying a gift for "secret girlfriend" when it was for father's birthday.
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We will house all the adoptable children!]Mm. Intriguing. The quiet minds are most guilty of the loudest noise, it seems.
As long as it does not produce problems further down the line, I suppose little can be done.
Try to behave yourself all the same, Noct.
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Reasonable amount Ignis. Noct still wants to sleep in.]Yea, yea. Don't worry. You know I don't do stuff like that.
[...
anymore at least.]
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Ignis already feeds and cares for three children. What's a few more? You still get your lie in, Noct. <3]I'd like to think not. No point adding fuel to the fire.